Gordon Ramsay

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February 25, 2013 by Wayne.

from the now kinda defunct Gordon Ramsay poetry tumblr

I have never, ever, ever, ever
met someone I believe in
as little as you.

fucking hell.
your fucking mushrooms.
they look like tadpoles on viagra.


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Gordan Ramsay: on having the worst dish on master chef so far

You, you
This fucking risotto
Is so fucking soggy
I could swim in it
Fuck off.

How long?
How long must I wait
for you
to give me
these wellingtons that look like my dead grandmothers arse.

All of your risottos
are the worst risottos
I’ve ever met.

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